Humour

Crazy Stupid Lust

Today my bird bath froze over, and I had the humorous sight of seeing birds ice skate as they tried to drink from it.  A bird thinking ice is drinkable water is less crazy than me thinking a person on a magazine...

Fear Squad

Along the sidelines of my mind, for most of my life, there have been a bevy of pom-pom waving fearleaders.  They're very non-triggering fearleaders, draped in black and drab.  They lead jeers and cheerless cheers...

Expiration Date

There’s no feeling in the world like Lust.  It’s like being hit by lightning, blended into a milkshake, and fired from a cannon.  It makes me feel alive by making me feel like it’s killing me.  It resembles bungee...

A memo from Lust

ATTENTION. I just received this memo from Lust who insists I deliver it to everyone. I know I'm not supposed to be taking orders from Lust anymore, but old habits die hard.
 
Greetings Sexaholics,
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