These are the top ten things NOT to say to one's Sexaholics Anonymous Sponsor

10- I don't really feel that you're listening to me enough.

9- The Twelve Steps are technically just suggestions, right?

8- My therapist disagrees with you...

7- That's not very convenient for me.

6- Maybe I didn't explain well enough what she did wrong.

5- Can you call me from now on?

4- You don't understand, my situation is different.

3- How can I get my wife to go to S-Anon?

2- I'm sensing some control issues--have you done a 10th Step lately?

And the number one thing not to say to your SA Sponsor?

1- I might still be sober if you'd called me back sooner!